Saturday, July 28, 2012
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Our Declaration!
All hail the mighty Soup Can! We realize that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a noble and virtuous creature, but Skeptics are the only true prophets. He has brought us this message and warns us of false prophets and idols. So with the Soup Can as our savior and skeptics as his prophets we declare that we are separate from the Flying Spaghetti Monster followers and all other false prophets.Those that refuse to convert will be sentenced to life without soup. Although our numbers are small with the Soup Can behind us and Skepticism to guide us we shall be victorious in the end.
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